laghouse

A computer that runs slower than a 486.

"Damn these chat-ass Holy Cross laptops are such laghouses."

by Art July 22, 2004

Langhouse

Drunk, Pissed, Hammered

"Did you see me last night? I was fucking langhouse!"

by ikeFTW December 31, 2008

Lagmouse

A computer mouse the lags like hell when you try to use it. For exaple stopping and starting and juddering.

FFS damn this lagmouse in trying to play WoW.

by (Raab) (Himself) December 9, 2008

Loghouse

A person who essentially possesses the qualities of a log; brainless, dense and immobile. Loghouses are generally a quiet and placid breed but can behave very erratically after a few too many diddlies.

As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.

by ramalamadamadingdong December 15, 2012

Loghouse

A polite insult of a person who is extremely lazy or lathergic.

Chris, you're such a loghouse!

by cheezybeenz August 19, 2012

laphouser

Penis, cock, pussy pounder, tube snake, Ritchard Johnson. Butt-Stabbing Blood-Stick. Overy baster, skin flute, ect,.

I put my laphouser in her pussy and beat cheeks till she squirted like the Buckingham fountain.

by Richard fitzwell September 12, 2017