A person who essentially possesses the qualities of a log; brainless, dense and immobile. Loghouses are generally a quiet and placid breed but can behave very erratically after a few too many diddlies.

As the room span wildly around him and the voices in his head became louder and louder, Chris the loghouse started to really regret that last line of ket.

Loghouse by ramalamadamadingdong December 15, 2012

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laphouser

Penis, cock, pussy pounder, tube snake, Ritchard Johnson. Butt-Stabbing Blood-Stick. Overy baster, skin flute, ect,.

I put my laphouser in her pussy and beat cheeks till she squirted like the Buckingham fountain.

laphouser by Richard fitzwell September 12, 2017

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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