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Longhouse
Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.
Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
langhorne's bitch
(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.
Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.
me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
langhorne's bitch by gmen12 January 26, 2011
langhorne beefsteak
First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.
langhorne beefsteak by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008
Ladyhouse
A vagina
Have you visited your girlfriends ladyhouse yet?
Ladyhouse by redrider56 March 18, 2016
langhorne
A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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