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Langhouse

"Did you see me last night? I was fucking langhouse!"
by ikeFTW December 31, 2008
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Longhouse

Term used by Bronze Age Pervert, an internet right-wing personality, to describe society that is gynocentric/matriarchal, lacking in privacy, personal liberty, in which one is constantly forced to share their living space with others, where hectoring (usually old) women enforce their social power to police men.

Longhouses were a type of communal dwelling, in which entire clans/tribes would live at once, sharing their living space 24/7, similarly to modern idea of "living in a pod", and were common type of living among primitive tribal societies, like some Native American tribes, many of which were matriarchal/semi-matriarchal societies ruled by oldest women.
-Our culture is a longhouse enforced by modern technology.

-You will not force me into a longhouse. I will not eat the bug, I will not live in the pod.
by karqz November 12, 2022
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langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.
Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
by gmen12 January 26, 2011
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langhorne beefsteak

First introduced in 1994 in historic Langhorne, Pennsylvania. During anal intercourse, the female shits, resulting in a shit covered dick. The dick is then placed in a hotdog bun which is then eaten by the recipient. This is not to be confused with a chili dog. Toppings may be added such as mustard or ketchup.
My girl said she was hungy so she served me up a langhorne beefsteak. I said hold the onions.
by Mr. Slap August 3, 2008
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Ladyhouse

Have you visited your girlfriends ladyhouse yet?
by redrider56 March 18, 2016
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langhorne

A kick ass suburb of Philly. Most people hang out at the Route 1 Pub which is f'in awesome (F blue fountain diner). Open all night and a hard place to get kicked out of if your drunk, trust me. Most people go to Neshaminy High which is a sweet place to go to high school (F COUNCIL ROCK, the girls are bitches). Langhorne is a big enough place where there is shit to do every weekend but everyone seems to know everyone (nice).
Matt: Wanna go to the Pub?
Jay: Which one?
Matt: Langhorne!!!
Matt and Jay: TITS.
by Con Man October 3, 2005
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LangHole

Langford British Columbia. In reference to the shit stain in BC's pants. the asshole of Canada.
by Mack45678 July 3, 2007
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