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A cosmopolitan-like cocktail with a spicey touch
I'd like to order a Langeza
Langeza by aidemuh February 6, 2010
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Langerado 

Langerado is a music festival held every year in South Florida. The first festival was in 2003, which started out as a one day event. Over the years, Langerado has progressed into a 4-day music festival, so there are more concerts, and more people. People camp out at the festival and have one GRAND ol' time.

Langerado is very similar to the music festival Bonaroo (which is held every summer in Tennessee), only Langerado is smaller. Langerado has definitely grown quite a bit and there are definitely a lot of people that attend, but is still not as large as Bonaroo.

"Jambands" and hippies are what are thought to attend these festivals the most. While there is a lot of patchouli in the air at Langerado along with jambands, there are many other kinds of bands there--you have some pop, you have reggae, ska, rock, alternative, electronic, etc.

The scene there is to get yourself out there--enjoy the music you like, and explore different kinds of activities, art, music, etc., that you haven't been exposed to yet. There is also a BIG drug scene (like at many similar music festivals), mostly psychedelic drugs and pot.

It happens over spring break every year--why the hell not??

Check out Langerado.com
1. Bob finally received his Langerado ticket in the mail last week. It was more beautiful than he had ever imagined.

2. Langerado is the average headie's version of Christmas.

3. March 6 2008--so close yet so far away!!
Langerado by Let's get GOOSED!! February 25, 2008

langerated 

Drunk.
Derived from langer. see that.
He was langerated. Also he was langers.
langerated by Gearóid Ó Laoi April 24, 2005

Langehaug 

A langehaug is a bigger than normal male penis. Normally men with a langehaug wear jeans made by wrangler to show off the size and gurth of their langehaug.
"Man, you could see that guys langehaug right through his wranglers!
Langehaug by Mertil November 9, 2007

langelaaring 

The act of artificially scolding a coworker who is less experienced and/or less senior than you when noticing that they did something different than you would have done it, although there was no factual mistake in their way of doing things. The purpose of langelaaring is to re-establish traditional power relationships between senior and junior employees and are usually accompanied by sounds such as ‘tsk tsk tsk’ or repeating the name of the junior employee several times in a row.
Jessy: I suggested to do it differently this time but he just went off langelaaring me about it.
Jimmy: Oh, no, did he tell you what was wrong about it?
Jessy: No, he just kept shaking his head, called me a ‘youngster’, and told me I still had to learn a lot.
langelaaring by Virungette May 24, 2021

Torstein Langeland 

A mafakka who has a big dong and is very tall. A Torstein Langeland gets all the bitches.
Damn look at that Torstein Langeland, I wish I was him.
Torstein Langeland by Langeland April 5, 2022

Torstein Langeland 

Torstein Langeland is a hot alpha male. His dick is 17 cm long and is good with children. Torstein Langeland is the best friend/husband you could ever get
Person 1: Damn where is Torstein Langeland
Person 1: I know, he is so cool
Torstein Langeland by Langeland April 5, 2022
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