Definitions by Langeland

Aksel Rydland 

Aksel Rydland has scoliosis and gets no bitches. He is gay and sucks coock every day. His dick is under average and he sucks in bed, or so i heard from Sofie.

Thank god im not Aksel Rydland.

Aksel Rydland by Langeland April 6, 2022

Torstein Langeland 

A mafakka who has a big dong and is very tall. A Torstein Langeland gets all the bitches.

Damn look at that Torstein Langeland, I wish I was him.

Torstein Langeland by Langeland April 5, 2022

Torstein Langeland 

Torstein Langeland is a hot alpha male. His dick is 17 cm long and is good with children. Torstein Langeland is the best friend/husband you could ever get

Person 1: Damn where is Torstein Langeland
Person 1: I know, he is so cool

Torstein Langeland by Langeland April 5, 2022