when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck
Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"