Landoned

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Being extremely under the intoxication of alchohol; sloshed.
(Background: comes from Landon from "The Real World: Philadelphia", a kid who loves his booze)

Dude, M.J. and I got so landoned last night; I called my boss that I'm dating and said all this weird crap to her.

Landoned by SVT February 22, 2005

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“Get Landoned”

When someone ask for advice/ideas/suggestions for anything in their life, but immediately disregards any ideas provided and states he/she already solved it 3 months ago.

A - “Hey do these flyers look good or should I change it?”
B - “One minor change is to the font, but that’s it”
A - “You big dumb fuck dawg, I shipped these flyers 3 months ago”

“Get Landoned” big dawg

“Get Landoned” by Mcsmitttty February 24, 2026

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Landoned • “Get Landoned” • londoned • LandonDid • Landoed • landonese disease • Lyndoned • landon'd • landon donovan • landons dick

londoned

Being friend-zoned, especially after years of one-sided romantic interest that had the potential of being more than just friends.

Hey, did you hear that Jake just got londoned by some girl he liked for years?!

londoned by johnnoh January 10, 2015

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Landoed

Adjective: When you are doing a job correctly but the circumstances keep getting changed for the worse by things out of your control.

I got Landoed by my boss today when he sent me to do a job but never gave me all the instructions and the customer had to fill me in with extra stuff I was supposed to do.

Landoed by Nater Fett January 17, 2018

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LandonDid

another word for Jeffery Epstein.

Person one: Three, You’re just like a LandonDid.

Person two: I don’t blame you.
Person three: ;)
Person four: what

LandonDid by anna face March 13, 2023

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LandonDid

LandonDid is a stunning fellow who is known for being super smart and handsome… some admire him for his massive pp but he is also caring and has only kidnapped 12 children so far.. LandonDid is a great guy to know if you can get past his constant sarcasm and him looking like Ryan renolds.

That dude is a total LandonDid, I wish I could look at his bicep’s all day.

LandonDid by Spoon the best March 30, 2022

londoned

A stateside expression for being overrated, overpriced and underwhelming

By the time the day was over i had been truly londoned

londoned by Sparkey April 1, 2008

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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