Landman

A landman is the technical term for the highest grade of stupidity it is humanly possible to achieve.

Landman is often used when something incredibly stupid is done.

You stupid landman, why did you eat the cat?!
When did you become such a landman?

by KreutzOP May 6, 2014

Cheerio Landmine

When small children drop cheerios all over the floor and an adult later steps on one. Instead of exploding like a landmind, you hear a crunch and the cheerio turns to a fine powder that is almost impossible to clean up without a vacuum.

Heather: "Anna please eat your cheerios in the chair!!!"

Anna: "OK Mommy!" (Running off with cheerios in hand to see what is outside leaving a trail of cheerios.)

Tom: (Wakes from sleep, another long night of taking care of the screaming kids) "Oh I am so tired.." CRUNCH "Oh damn it, I just stepped on a cheerio landmine. Get the vacuum!!! ANNNNAAAAA!!!!!!"

by tpwhite49 August 24, 2012

danish landmine

A Lego brick left on the floor that you step on in the middle of the night..

I went to get a midnight snack and stepped on a danish landmine my kid had left in the kitchen. I couldn't walk for three days.

by weasel1969 October 12, 2017

viatnamese landmine

The act of shitting on one's chest then slapping it

Viatnamese landmines are a great way to get dumped

by Steampunk Idiot February 11, 2015

Landmined

A term used to describe a object typically small and sharp , that someone else has already stepped on and left for someone else to find . Usually as humor trap !

Tim - ow what the hell ! Ron - lol I see you found that landmined I've stept on 3 time and left fo you !

by dragonboy8586 October 23, 2020

Landmine

The thin version of a grenade.

Mike: Dude, these girls are fucking landmines!

by Lennent July 30, 2010

a landan is da capital of Great Britain

In the postUSSRic countries this phrase show that the pronuncator of it is "intrested in learning of english, modern and up-to-date person, very educated and so on". But in reality it shows that person is just wanna image like this but have no power to work and study hard, but just say this words he thinks that make him educational and clever in eyes of environment

- Moi sin svobodno govorit po angliski...Sinok, nu-ka skaji jto-nebudz? translate:My son speaks english fluently. Hey, son, say something in english??
- a landan is da capital of Great Britain!
-OHO! TOCHNO KAK ANGLICHANIN GOVORIT! translate:Wow, he speaks like english is his mother tongue!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020