KlausBorski's definitions

ChQist

ChQist or Chekist or Che Kist is the worker of the Ch.K. (Extraordinary especial Commitee), what is the preKGB government service in the beggining of the USSR. Then the word began common for all who works in the secret servises of the Government, and even at post-USSR countries (FSB specialists in Russia and ect.)

-RUN FAST! ChQists are coming for us soon!
-How do you know?
-I have friend there!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

Govnomes

Russian word is the mix of the "Govno" (what equals to english "shit") and "mes" (from "mesits" and means "mix"), and common straight sense - the person who knid/mix the shit.

In russian straight-men language "person who knid the shit" is the non-traditional sexual orientation man of active position , because he "knid the shit in the asshole of his partner by his dick", and even passive homosexual man because "he like to knid his shit, which is kept in his asshole by the his f*cker's dick".
The figurative sense is abusive word to guy, because in Russia all that connected with homosexuality is the little abusive, not seriosly, with laughing and also abusive word in friendly chating

- Hey, Govnomes, let's go for a drink tonight?
- i don't know could I...
- oh, every time u coundt...damned govnomes

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

Oparish

The larva of fly. In Russia and postUSSR world fly's larvas used for fishing as alternative of worms. And "oparishes" can be bought in any special fishing or men's shops.

Also as for joke kids oparishes can be hiddene somewhere, and in time the flies will appear in this place
The colloquial figurative meaning is the name of "person who not clean"

-Let's go fishing!
-Ok, but before buy some bottles of oparishes
-Dats rite!

-What's the dirty placy of yours!!! YOU ARE OPARISH!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

Old Plesh

The name of Alexander Grigorievich Lukashenko who impertinently reigns in Belarus since 1994 to 2020, and in 2k20 ignore the Covid, set in prison almost all opponents before elections and rest of them - after elections, then declared 80% "for him" votes as official results.

Plesh is the little rest of hair on the head that symbolised the old age commonly, and the old age of Lukashenko particularly.

- What?? I Have to pay taxes for that i have no job?? Whattaphuck?!?! When this Old Plesh will get retired????
*****
- What the election result of Belarus in 2020?What says officials?
-80% for Old Plesh..
-OMG, it's the holy lie!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020

posashock

Runglish veil word for never ending drink time. The person who said it means that 'just one more but last time lets drink and that's all, everybody go home", but in fact 'posashock' will be repeated for many times.

Posashock always appears when somebody says 'ok, it's too late i have go home'

- OMG,its too late, i have to go...tommorow i have to be cheerful, coz the day next is very busy and important
-Ok, Brandon,OKAAAY....but befor you go lets drink for posashock?
-Ok, just only for posashock...
1 hour later:
- Oh, i go home, i'm sick of drinking....i would be dead tommorow...mama mia
-Ok, Brandon, i agree: u have go home...before you go let's drink last time for posashock..
-Ok, only for posashock....
1 hour later....the same))

by KlausBorski December 6, 2020

govnopiece

came from russian "govna kusok" that equals 'piece of shit', and the mix varian is 'govnopiece"

- Alice? who the fuck is Alice?
-the govnopiece...i mean the piece of shit

by KlausBorski December 17, 2020

people r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel

Colloquial phrase in runglish (russian based on bad knowledge of english) . Created to convey the sense about "People are normal, but you are the most damned piece of shit like and dont fit into the environment like "the dick on the back of the camel beetween its humps"

- Why do u behave so? What's wrong with you? People r people, but u r the mazaphukah on camel!

by KlausBorski October 20, 2020