Lammeh 

The Best. A word used when something is so epic, that it breaks through the epic boundaries.

He's like a Lammeh!!
Im the Lammeh at this.

Lammeh by John Smithinsonstyle January 29, 2008

lammergeier

1. Bearded Vulture, the only member of the genus Gypaetus.

2. According to the iPhone's autocorrect, it's another way to say "let me go..." (See example)

1. Dude, hey, I saw a Lammergeier when I was up in the mountains on my Europe trip!

2. "Lammergeier check my schedule."

lammergeier by shadowochibi December 12, 2010

lammed 

(luhmed)

1) Getting laid

2) Used to describe anything positive that one encounters. Can range from a success or accomplishment in life to something insignificant that merely puts a smile on one's face

1) My roommate for back from the party at 5 AM. I think he got lammed last night!

2) Friend 1: I forgot my lunch money this morning, but I found $20 while walking to school!

Friend 2: Awesome bro...you got lammed big time!

lammed by Lammed4Lyfe October 18, 2016

lammer

A Person who knows very little about computers/computing.

It also refers to a person who pretends to be a hacker but is not.

He/She is a lammer because he does not know how to type.

lammer by anonymous254157893 April 11, 2007

Lamehuevos

Mexican slang for Ball Licker. A disgusting kind of person, mostly in politics and corporations, who climbs in the organization and gets managing positions by kissing the ass of his/her boss. Synonyms are comemierda (shit-eater) and besaculos (ass-kisser).

Yeah-Yeah man got his job by licking his boss’ balls every day. He is such a lamehuevos!

Lamehuevos by Ruy Xoconostle W. December 14, 2006

Lammersed 

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.

I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.

Lammersed by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010

lammer

A numbered, chip-like implement placed on a casino gaming table
indicating the amount of value chips that have been removed from a
table tray during a table credit slip transaction, or an amount of chips
that has been given to a customer for wagering on credit prior to
completion of a credit instrument (marker).

When the customer requested a marker for the remainder of his credit line, the pit boss put a 5000 lammer on the blackjack table and the dealer cut out $5000 in chips to give the player.

lammer by LVBOA February 21, 2009