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Lammersed 

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
Lammersed by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010
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lammergeier

1. Bearded Vulture, the only member of the genus Gypaetus.

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lummered 

the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol
me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!
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langersed 

noun; lang-erz-d

a pronounced state of inebriation; very drunk.
I was out last night and I was langersed drunk.
langersed by SooprTruffaut March 4, 2011
verb - To bail on your friends to hang out with your girlfriend. It is considered an especially bad case of Lammersing if the Lammerser in question planned the event with friends that he is Lammersing himself, far ahead of time, and then decided to Lammers WHILE AT THE EVENT.
"Why does he keep Lammersing on us? Can't he just tell us he's gonna hang out with her ahead of time instead of Lammersing at the last minute every time?"
Lammers by Buddy V May 12, 2009

lammered 

Originally derived from the two words: "leathered" and "hammered".

Severe intoxication or getting drunk; a very messy state of mind to be in.
That guy is absolutely lammered
lammered by Homer September 1, 2003
a mix between being lame and a twale or tweeb
lammers by bryan lammers July 31, 2006
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