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Ghetto Laminate

When you have a piece of paper with something you want to laminate on it but you don't have a laminater handy so you use tape.
"Dude I so wanna' laminate this High School Diploma, but our laminator is broken."

"Well here's some tape. Ghetto laminate it."
Ghetto Laminate by Minidakip February 11, 2010

laminated veneer lumber

laminated veneer lumber is an engineered wood product similar to plywood except much more laminations making laminated veneer lumber stronger than conventional lumber used to make structural beams posts support timbers joist studs and other construction applications
my neighbor built his house using laminated veneer lumber those laminated veneer lumber boards are strong no twisting no warping what a great product

Poor man's lamination 

Covering paper with clear packaging tape as a cheap alternative to laminating. Similar method used for repairing torn dollar bills or ripped photos.
I didn't want the paper to get ripped, so I gave it a poor man's lamination with some tape I had in my desk.

Laminavize 

When a man cums uncontrollably
Guy 1: How was last night?
Guy 2: It was great, until I laminavized all over her face!
Laminavize by Exumist March 12, 2019

Laminated List 

A list of the top 5 people, usually celebrities, with whom you could have sex with without repercussions, if the opportunity arose, regardless of whether you were in a relationship or not.
A woman's laminated list might be:
1.) Mel Gibson
2.) Brad Pitt
3.) Colin Ferrel
4.) Pierce Brosnan
5.) Russell Crowe
Laminated List by Bob Rauscher April 14, 2004

laminate 

When used in reference to a picture, typically of a person that one finds attractive, the act of ejaculating on the picture to create a film, or laminate, over the top surface of it.
Kelly just gave me a pic of her, I'm gonna go home an laminate this bia.
laminate by teeoce January 13, 2009