laminary

An entity of remarkably poor quality. Laminescence is NOT to be confused with mediocrity. The laminescent person, place, or thing i.e., laminary, causes as much frustration, disgust, and regrets over wasted resources as the satisfaction engendered by Excellence.

Booth: *cluelessly* Well, how did I do?

Trudy: DARLING, you've really distinguished yourself as a true laminary with that piece of work.

laminary by I. Wagner November 27, 2006

Laminar flow 

When you suspect that you have diarrhea and your suspicions turn out to be correct, however, once you release it turns out to be rather soothing! You get instant relief, no pellet-gun-like velocity, not much upward splattering, and to your pleasant surprise, very little toilet paper consumption to clean up. More oily grease than shit. The only downside is that it smells like a combination of penicillin and methane, with a hint of wide-open ass. Flushes clean. Very little evidence that anything remarkable took place in the airport stalls. Leaves you wondering if that was, indeed, the highlight of your month so far. It is the simple things in life.

Jesus Christ, for all the noise I heard 5-mins ago from my corner office, adjacent to the women’s restroom, Darcy must have had laminar flow. I can only smell air freshener and Z-Pack. All clear! Y’all can come in and pee. (Many of the office girls were drinking vodka at lunch, thus the pent-up demand).

Laminar flow by Weinsist June 29, 2018

Luminary Crunchwrap 

When your hitting it from behind and you reach into her asshole, pull out a piece of shit, wrap it in a tortilla, cum in it and then share it with her.

I tried the luminary Crunchwrap last night I liked it but she still hurts when I got the piece of shit.

Luminary Crunchwrap by Big_tex_423 February 25, 2021

Luminary

Something cool or interesting

Jake: Dude did you see that?
Aaron: Yeah dude, that was so luminary!

Luminary by OrangeGreenFeather May 2, 2024

Luminary Savages

Individuals who embody both enlightenment and primal instincts, representing a blend of wisdom and fierce, unconventional qualities that challenge traditional expectations.

A group that defies traditional expectations, blending intelligence with a fierce, untamed nature.

The luminary savages took over the bowling alley, showcasing their remarkable skills with an electrifying energy that left everyone in awe.

Luminary Savages by Luminary Savages May 8, 2025

Luminary Savages

Fearless trailblazers who illuminate the path for others through their boldness, creativity, and unwavering spirit. They embrace their authentic selves, challenge the status quo, and inspire those around them to do the same. With a fierce passion for innovation and a commitment to making a positive impact, luminary savages embody resilience and courage, encouraging others to break free from limitations and shine brightly in their unique ways. Their transformative energy fosters a community where individual brilliance thrives, leading to a collective awakening and empowerment.

Luminary Savages:

When I finally knock down all the pins after three tries, I call myself a 'luminary savage'—because I'm not just a bowler; I'm a master of suspense!

After throwing a strike, I like to call myself a 'luminary savage' because clearly, I’m lighting up the lanes while everyone else is just fumbling for their shoes!

Luminary Savages by Luminary Savages May 9, 2025