Lake Jackson 

A middle-class suburb located in Brazoria County, Texas. Population: 28,363ish. Many families were drawn to the area not due to the 'desirable' humidity, but the local DOW Chemical Plant in Freeport, Texas. Lake Jacksonites are well known for their active involvement in community-service organizations.

Local Area Highlights include (but are not limited to):
*Buc-ee's convenience stores
*Brazos Mall (Starplex 3)
*Wal*Mart Supercenter (Cleanest in the area)
*Over fifty churches (Something for everyone..)

"That chick is from Lake Jackson. She thinks she's all that just cuz they got the mall." said the dirty-fingernailed Sweeny girl, standing meagerly in denim cutoffs.

Lake Jackson by Best In Brazoria May 13, 2005

Lake Jackson 

A small town in Texas, specifically Brazoria County, containing less than thirty thousand people. The citizens there, referred to as Lake Jacksonites, think they are better than everyone else. In reality, they are dim little nimrods who "borrow" (STEAL) a majority of Brazoria County's budget for their own good.

(1. Hey, you're from Lake Jackson, TX? You're an asshole!

(2. That kid from Lake Jackson is going to grow up to be a person who steal from other small towns!

Lake Jackson by tentwofour December 17, 2009

Lake Jackson Brown Trout

Piece of turd that actually tries to flow upstream of Lake Jackson Waterfall

Lake Jackson Brown Trout by Shower Stalker March 29, 2003

lake jackson handshake 

Grabbing the nearest dick handy and pumping for all your worth.

I wasn't expecting it, but suddenly in the middle of class, he gave me a Lake Jackson Handshake

lake jackson handshake by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Lake Jackson waterfall 

Similar to an Arkansas Waterfall. An overflowing toilet pouring onto the floor caused by the clogging by loads of fecal matter embedded with Skoal.

The young uns was bored so we went to the old age home to look for a Lake Jackson waterfall. It sucked cuz all we found was a sloppy grandma.

Lake Jackson waterfall by Hannibal March 29, 2003

Lake Jackson Thank You 

A sudden spout of jism, oft preceded by Lake Jackson hnadshake.

Lake Jackson Thank You by Anonymous March 29, 2003

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra by donkeycum March 29, 2003