The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.
by donkeycum August 18, 2003
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
Guy knocks teeth out of prostitute when he cums then pisses in her mouth to reduce chance of infection.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003
Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.
Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.
by donkeycum March 29, 2003