Definitions by donkeycum

Kitten Wrangling 

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

Kitten Wrangling by donkeycum August 18, 2003

Liquid Spam 

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

Liquid Spam by donkeycum April 25, 2003

Oral Surgeon 

Guy knocks teeth out of prostitute when he cums then pisses in her mouth to reduce chance of infection.

Man, that bitch wife complained about needing some dental work so I Oral Surgeoned her.

Oral Surgeon by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Stupid Donkey 

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.

Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.

Stupid Donkey by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Jism Sponge 

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

Jism Sponge by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Breakfast of Champions 

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.

Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.

Breakfast of Champions by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.

Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.

Garlic Dick by donkeycum March 29, 2003