Gill Breath

Your breath smell after munching on a skanky Stupid Donkey.

Damn I woke with Gill Breath!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Breakfast of Champions

Hot food to provide much needed energy to withstand pummelling by sweaty, horny riggers. Usually accompanied by sprinkles of dried cum on cornflakes.

Heh. We fed this week's Rigger Monkey with a wicked dose of Breakfast of Champions so he could milk us with his love-cheeks.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Jism Sponge

Consumer of large quantities of cum, subject to no limits beyond whatever donors can provide.

That bald freak rigger monkey makes a good Jism Sponge until he leaves the rig!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

Garlic Dick

The stinging sensation and scent from butt fucking the Rigger Monkey after he chows down a Breakfast of Champions with garlic.

Damn, that ho' Rigger Monkey had some garlic in him so now my dick's all skanky.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Knob Polish

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

ass wrangler

Future job for Rigger Monkey or Mr. Penis Head: work in gay porn film to fluff bottoms.

Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003