donkeycum's definitions

Kitten Wrangling

The act of preparing furry female felines for the pleasure of members of the Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra upon their monthly escape from their trailer-infested strike-ridden swampland.

TD & Smoke souped up their dump truck in anticipation of their trek to search for Kitten Wranglers.

by donkeycum August 18, 2003

Liquid Spam

What runs out of the Rigger Monkey after a return from another death-defying trip servicing his crew.

Man, it's a wonder he has any guts left, about 2 liters of Liquid Spam ran out his ass when we were done!

by donkeycum April 25, 2003

Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra

When horny denizens exit their plant, they drop by the local turkey shoot to carry out their manly duties, corn-holing any bird's cloaca. The resulting cacophany is recorded by Deutch Gramaphone and marketed as LJSO.

Man, when Rigger Monkey came home, it was Lake Jackson Symphony Orchestra for 20 minutes!!!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Gill Breath

Your breath smell after munching on a skanky Stupid Donkey.

Damn I woke with Gill Breath!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

ass wrangler

Future job for Rigger Monkey or Mr. Penis Head: work in gay porn film to fluff bottoms.

Desperately Seeking Ass Wrangler: wanted, gay man for preparing film star extras.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Oral Surgeon

Guy knocks teeth out of prostitute when he cums then pisses in her mouth to reduce chance of infection.

Man, that bitch wife complained about needing some dental work so I Oral Surgeoned her.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Stupid Donkey

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.

Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003