Someone suffering severe sexual frustration. To ascertain if someone is affected, give them a bottle of beer. If suspect peels the label off the neck of the beer bottle, they are sexually frustrated. Fuck them if necesarry/possible to cure. Purchasing hookers for the individual may also relieve symptoms. Condoms are advised.

I had a beer with Liam last night and realised he's a spout peeler!

Spout Peeler by shornballs September 8, 2007

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cunt spout

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language

Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.

cunt spout by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

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The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

The reverse whale spout by The OG Jesus January 9, 2017

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fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

fo shizz up the spout by D.J. III February 1, 2008

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up the spout

Pregnant. Scottish slang. Used in the best movie ever made, Juno.

This is not a food baby. I've taken like three pregnancy tests and I am fo' shizz up the spout.

up the spout by Hannah the Superhero January 11, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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