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An example of a "Second Laugh" where one laughs so hard a new laugh is released. Typically, this laugh will come out in a high-pitched fashion. This new laugh will sound like the word "Lahoy" (lah-hoy). In order to get to this magical second laugh, one will already need to be laughing and then another person tries making the subject laugh again by "finishing off" the person. If successful, the subject will be laughing at two things simultaneously thus creating a fusion of two laughs. This new creation is known as a Lahoy. They are rare and hard to come by unless you're a pro at finishing people off.
Lynnsay- Do you remember how belligerent you were last night?
Dylan- HAHAHAHAHA
Tom- Dude, look how drunk Kevin is!
Dylan- HAHA LAHOY!!!
Lahoy by Geiser May 17, 2010
Related Words
Lahoh • Lahore • laho • Lahh • lahoe • Lahoma • lahhb • Lahiho • lahoaded • lahoinka
Lavohn in (La Voning) is when in the doggystyle position with your significant other, you quote lines from various Shakespeare plays.
This normally substitutes spanking.

"Eu te brute John! Go harder!"
Dude that English major gave his girlfriend such a hard time with LaVohning she switch her major to Chemistry .
LaVohning by Bobus HoPokeUs November 9, 2015

lahoriposting 

Lahori-posting
/ l3h'orəi-pəʊstɪŋ /

noun British

- The constant posting of mildly amusing but usually unfunny memes, videos or other pictures that are completely random or unrelated to any discussions.
Mohammad, stop lahoriposting.
lahoriposting by Dirtydirtydaniel September 17, 2018

Lippy Lahoo

What someone would say to his probation officer after finding out they can drive again after getting a DUI/DWI.
"I'm going to become a licensed driver again!!!1 LIPPY LAHOO!!!"
Lippy Lahoo by ashleyrezai February 6, 2010
A mans laho is your cock
Hey bro you wanna lick my laho
Laho by wa danzwrldd May 31, 2022

Lahoochie 

That guy looks like a mad lahoochie
- What’s a lahoochie

It means that guys mad custy
- is that guy Eli H. a lahoochie.
Yea just like that custball
Lahoochie by Mo_jangles May 19, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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