Lahiho 

It is a entity that contains a ungodly ammount of own, pwnage and beast like skills, It symoblizes uncharted ammounts of pure ownage. It's uber micro is beyond comprehension. It is rumoured it is natural for a Lahiho to be 'Inverted'. Not a lot is known about a Lahiho, merely that they own, and possibly own a pet moose, who is also believed to leet, and is the heart of Lahiho's affection.

Person1: Oh my god have you seen Lewis play Call of Duty?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: He is immense, he's like some sort of Lahiho!

Lahiho by Heliium May 5, 2009

Alexi Laiho 

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.

"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life

Alexi Laiho by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004

Alexi Laiho 

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.

Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!

Alexi Laiho by child of bodom May 23, 2004

Alexi Laiho 

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.

'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'

Alexi Laiho by metal goddess March 3, 2005

Alexi Laiho 

member of amazing finnish band Children of Bodom.
a really sexy boy indeed, but most of all a great voice and guitar player!!

Alexi Laiho is the new Zakk Wylde!

Alexi Laiho by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009

Laihoism 

Severe idol worship of Alexi Laiho

nobody: are you guys religious?
sadperson1: atheistt
sadperson2: atheist.
someone: ALEXIIII
someonebody: DUDE NO CRACK -consfiscates-
nobody: and is that even a religion??!?
someone: yes, Laihoism.
someone: you know it's perfectly healthy, but i lied..

Laihoism by lien : 0-0) April 26, 2008

Alexi Laiho 

Sex god and guitar god.

The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.

Phwoar, it's Alexi Laiho

Alexi Laiho by Rachyykiinss'z May 17, 2009