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Lahiho

It is a entity that contains a ungodly ammount of own, pwnage and beast like skills, It symoblizes uncharted ammounts of pure ownage. It's uber micro is beyond comprehension. It is rumoured it is natural for a Lahiho to be 'Inverted'. Not a lot is known about a Lahiho, merely that they own, and possibly own a pet moose, who is also believed to leet, and is the heart of Lahiho's affection.
Person1: Oh my god have you seen Lewis play Call of Duty?
Person2: No, why?
Person1: He is immense, he's like some sort of Lahiho!
by Heliium May 5, 2009
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Alexi Laiho

An extremely underrated and very talented guitarist/lead singer. He is the (very sexy!!!) frontman for the Finnish metal band Children of Bodom. Alexi "Wildchild" Laiho composes most of the band's lyrics and music, and obviously, does a great job of it too. Alexi is a great axman and his guitar solos are challenging and just awesome to listen to. He could easily be the next Zakk Wylde.
"Establish world peace, kill everyone!"
-New sticker on Alexi's guitar


"Drink beer and don't give a flying fuck!!"
-Basically, his philosophy on life
by triplecorpsehammerblow December 1, 2004
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Alexi Laiho

The world's greatest metal god from the kickass metal band Children of Bodom. He's hott, too.
Look at Alexi, and listen to his awesome guitar riffs!
by child of bodom May 23, 2004
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Alexi Laiho

Hottest metal musician in the universe. Performing vocals and guitar in 'Children of Bodom', Alexi screams and howls his mysterious lyrics into the night. Wears eyeliner and plays killer riffs. Hot stuff.
'Children of Bodom' 'Cute' 'sexy' 'messiah'
by metal goddess March 3, 2005
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Alexi Laiho

member of amazing finnish band Children of Bodom.
a really sexy boy indeed, but most of all a great voice and guitar player!!
by countess_Grishnackh August 21, 2009
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Laihoism

nobody: are you guys religious?
sadperson1: atheistt
sadperson2: atheist.
someone: ALEXIIII
someonebody: DUDE NO CRACK -consfiscates-
nobody: and is that even a religion??!?
someone: yes, Laihoism.
someone: you know it's perfectly healthy, but i lied..
by lien : 0-0) April 26, 2008
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Alexi Laiho

Sex god and guitar god.

The lead vocalist, composer and guitarist for the awesome metal band Children of Bodom. Hail this glorious figure.
Phwoar, it's Alexi Laiho
by Rachyykiinss'z May 17, 2009
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