LaVohning

Lavohn in (La Voning) is when in the doggystyle position with your significant other, you quote lines from various Shakespeare plays.
This normally substitutes spanking.

"Eu te brute John! Go harder!"

Dude that English major gave his girlfriend such a hard time with LaVohning she switch her major to Chemistry .

by Bobus HoPokeUs November 9, 2015

blue lagooning

To commit incest. As in the example provided by the characters from the movie The Blue Lagoon.

Those kids from West Virginia are really into blue lagooning, their parents will be pissed.

by Benny the Red April 16, 2015

Lakoning

When one is mean or sometimes abusive to his/her significant other

“Woman! Bring me my sandwich!”
“Stop lakoning me!!!”

by Austin Stansell August 7, 2020