Noun - a gay male who thinks they are straight who gets laid by a ho.

Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage
Noun - I just found out my wife's boss was a lahoe after I found her Juicy pants floating in his hot tub.

Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment
by Grand Firctionary March 31, 2017
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A possible variation of the Hawaiian word "malo", which means loincloth.
Whaddup wid da laho breath, okole-munch?
by megnao flimpis July 4, 2003
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A gender neutral plural of lads and ladies.

Also a term for annoying people that try to be a smartass.
Good morning lahoes, how are we this fine evening?
by 3v3n St3v3n March 3, 2020
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A secret speakeasy located in Vancouver, Washington.

Only individuals with tight lips are allowed to join and divulge.

This is located at a s
home in Vancouver, Washington where there are more than 50 labels and 200 hooks in the walls and ceilings. No one knows what the purpose of these are. Hence the name Laho.
I spent the night drinking at Laho, where adults only are allowed to divulge and meet.
by Zoswinner September 25, 2022
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