lahoe

Noun - a gay male who thinks they are straight who gets laid by a ho.

Verb - the act of sticking a finger in an anus during a massage

Noun - I just found out my wife's boss was a lahoe after I found her Juicy pants floating in his hot tub.

Verb - The chiropractor slipped his patient a lahoe during a routine adjustment

by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Lahoe

A gender neutral plural of lads and ladies.

Also a term for annoying people that try to be a smartass.

Good morning lahoes, how are we this fine evening?

by 3v3n St3v3n March 3, 2020

Lahey juul

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.

Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.

by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

Mr. Lahey

Although he was a Canadian, Mr. Lahey was a true American hero. He was one of the greats, and inspiration to alcoholics everywhere. He was more than just a drunken ex-trailer park supervisor on a Canadian TV show called Trailer Park Boys ... he was "the liquor." Rest in peace John Dunsworth, thank you for the many, many laughs.

Randy: "Mr. Lahey! ... you're back on the liquor!?"

Mr. Lahey: "Bo Bandy... (long contemplative swig from bottle of liquor) … I AM the liquor."

by yaboymd January 20, 2019

Lahela

A gorgeous doll of a girl. Sweet and pretty. She's a little crazy but that what makes you love her. She knows everything, and knows it. No matter how sweet she can be if you cross her the wrong way she can be a huge bitch. She doesnt always mean to be, but in the end it always leaves you wanting to be on her good side. She's unbelievably awesome and hot, and always leaves you wanting more.

Example 1:

Boy1- Did you see Lahela today/
Boy 2- hell yea, she was looking pretty fine today
Boy 1- She's freakin hilarious too

Example 2:
Girl 1- Hey what did you do to lahela?
Girl 2- I called her a slut, she so is.
Girl 1- Uhm no she's not. You only think that cause the guy you like likes her.
Girl 2- exactly why can't she be content with all the boys she's already got?
Girl 1- It's so not her fault. Plus she already told him that she didn't like him that way. That he should consider you. God youre stupid.

by last summer October 20, 2009

Lahoy

An example of a "Second Laugh" where one laughs so hard a new laugh is released. Typically, this laugh will come out in a high-pitched fashion. This new laugh will sound like the word "Lahoy" (lah-hoy). In order to get to this magical second laugh, one will already need to be laughing and then another person tries making the subject laugh again by "finishing off" the person. If successful, the subject will be laughing at two things simultaneously thus creating a fusion of two laughs. This new creation is known as a Lahoy. They are rare and hard to come by unless you're a pro at finishing people off.

Lynnsay- Do you remember how belligerent you were last night?
Dylan- HAHAHAHAHA
Tom- Dude, look how drunk Kevin is!
Dylan- HAHA LAHOY!!!

by Geiser May 17, 2010

Lahey

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019