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Cock Lady 

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."
Cock Lady by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

lady of cock 

A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.

Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.

This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.

This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.
lady of cock by Wenishole January 7, 2017

Lady Cockblock 

Any woman who prevents a man from scoring sexually.
Lady Cockblock by adonk September 2, 2012

Lady Shirt Cocker 

Just like a shirt cocker, but a lady!
She was the Lady Shirt Cocker at our Burning Man camp.
Lady Shirt Cocker by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009

ladycocking 

When a lady walks around with a shirt but no pants or underwear — i.e., the female equivalent of shirtcocking
Before quarantine my wife would spend like an hour getting ready for work and putting on makeup, but now she’s generally ladycocking.