Lady cock
male genetialia, on a transvestite
Lady cock by Straightshooter July 21, 2016
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Cock Lady
A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.
"Hi there, how can I help you?"
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."
"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"
"I need a large cock."
Cock Lady by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009
Related Words
lady of cock
A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.
Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.
This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.
This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.
Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.
This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.
This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.
lady of cock by Wenishole January 7, 2017
Lady Shirt Cocker
Lady Shirt Cocker by bettysaidwot February 25, 2009
ladycocking
When a lady walks around with a shirt but no pants or underwear — i.e., the female equivalent of shirtcocking
Before quarantine my wife would spend like an hour getting ready for work and putting on makeup, but now she’s generally ladycocking.
ladycocking by CookingMobster70 May 16, 2020
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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