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Abbreviation for the initialism "Laughing With My Dick Out". This response would be appropriate if instant messaged something humorous while masturbating to porn, or for just general internet responding while nude.
Jones while browsing porn = fap fap fap
AIM Sound: BBBBBRRRRINNNNNGGGGGG
Craig: Did you hear about the guy with the five penises?
Jones: no.. I'm kind of in the middle of something.
Craig: His pants fit like a glove.
Jones: LWMDO
LWMDO by adam "pacman" jones December 21, 2008
Words you can keep
Laugh my dick off. A term used by frat boys who wish to focus an entire conversation on their genitalia.
Rick: Dude, I just came back from the hospital. I found out that I have terminal cancer.
Douchebag: LMDO. That sucks.
Rick:
Douchebag: Seriously, check out my dong.
LMDO by SirKrumpets July 27, 2009
Laughing my dick off it is a more comical version to the popular trend lmao as in laughing my ass off the term was established by Dana powers from reading Massachusetts. The term should be used when describing a comical
I was lmdo when I found out my roommate said she was part of DC cosmopolitan so she could take pictures of ratchet bitches
lwmon is a funny character that is always in a silly goofy mood. their MBTI type and enneagram is ISFJ 9w1 and they are chaotic. they will gladly serve as an attack dog, but will also be the therapist friend. do not get on the bad side of lwmon, or they will try to make your life a living hell. :]
Fran: Lwmon is hot
*lip bite*
Paper: Lwmon is always in a silly goofy mood
Fran: Lwmon has the same MBTI and enneagram as me
lwmon by lwmon April 21, 2022

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laughing my dick off for such a long time that i obtain a hernia and have to go to the doctors to get it checked meanwhile you're laughing your ass off so hard that your sombrero falls off and you drop your taco.
Richard told me a joke and it was so funny that I was lmdofsalttioahahtgttdtgicmylyaoshtysfoaydyt
Did you see what Harry did on stage? Lmmdo yeah
Lmmdo by Louisfucksharry March 29, 2019
Laugh My Dick Off. It means exactly the same thing as LMAO (laugh my ass off) except LMDO was made by 2 "coo" people. Like real "cool"
Jay: Got take a ride on your magic carpet Mo.

Mo: STFU

JayEm: LMDO

Jay: ROFL
LMDO by Jay James July 2, 2003
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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