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A combination of lmao with oof, used alternatively to lmaoof as it is more easy to pronounce (le + moof). Used primarily after recognizing the humor in a situation where you're being mocked, but can also be used to disguise the pain when being mocked.
Jackie: Oh my god you had 5 tries but you still couldn't hit the hoop
Chan: Lmoof, it wasn't my fault, I haven't played in 2 years!!
lmoof by TC159 July 20, 2020
Laugh my dick off. A term used by frat boys who wish to focus an entire conversation on their genitalia.
Rick: Dude, I just came back from the hospital. I found out that I have terminal cancer.
Douchebag: LMDO. That sucks.
Rick:
Douchebag: Seriously, check out my dong.
LMDO by SirKrumpets July 27, 2009
Anyone drinking excessively to the point of passing out at a party is at risk of receiving an LDOF - Always a classic
LDOF by Eldolph Kittler September 22, 2006
Bastardisation of rofl and lmao, Laugh My Ass On the Floor Laughing combines the two to create an even more retarded meaning.
bob123: OLOLOLOL!!!11 penis!!
fux0rj00ce: LMOFL!!!!!!!!!!!111""""
lmofl by The Master E October 19, 2006
Laughing my dick off it is a more comical version to the popular trend lmao as in laughing my ass off the term was established by Dana powers from reading Massachusetts. The term should be used when describing a comical
I was lmdo when I found out my roommate said she was part of DC cosmopolitan so she could take pictures of ratchet bitches
Laughing

My

Dum

Fucking

Ass

Off

Used by many aim users nowadays.
Did you see that guy trip?

H3ll yeah...LMDFAO
LMDFAO by ~Truth~ June 7, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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