lolsters 

A version of lol. Like lols, the -sters part has no meaning and doesn`t count as part of the abbreviation.

Bob: I ate a monkey for breakfat today.
Kim: Lolsters
Bob: Breakfast*. Wtf does "lolsters" mean?
Kim: Iono
Bob: -.- Immature

lolsters by Jodi F. June 24, 2007

vag lobsters 

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

vag lobsters by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

lobsters 

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

lobsters by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

lolsteriod 

laughing out loud so hard that it takes up the form of asteriod, wiping out the human race because you laughed

did you know jesus wiped out the dinosaur?

lolsteriod!

lolsteriod by penisaurus April 9, 2009

lolsterbate 

To laugh when watching porn or some other form of stimulation with right (or left) hand on your penis, rubbing vigorously in an attempt to climax your pleasure all over your computer/bitch/cousin/dog.

Dude: How was that porn I lent you?
You: The acting sucked so bad I lolsterbated.

lolsterbate by Bourgois July 14, 2010

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

Lobstersoap by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

lolsterics 

lolsterics-to be in hysterical laughter

sam thomas is pro thought id add it in

something hilarious could also said to be lolsterics

lolsterics by giant screaming siren penis August 20, 2009