LOBT 

live on borrowed time

It's my own true name

-Hi Lobt
-Leave me along shit,LOBT

LOBT by LOBT January 12, 2009

Lobthaw

A lobthaw is someone who manages to make a fuckery out of a situation that is seemingly impossible to fuck up and make a shambles of it.

Big Dick M'Gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.Big Dick then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything associated with him. So Big Dick decides to shift a friend of the young one, like the lobthaw he is. Big Dick is now left twiddlin his thumbs like the pure Gammon master he is. Well done Big Dick ya stumour. Your duuuuuuuuuuuuune .

The lads: Big Dick do you remember last night.

Big Dick : No lads what happened.

Gets told story.

Big Dick : Ah fuck im taken.

The lads: You are a fucking lobthaw.

Lobthaw by Dougal McNulty November 5, 2014

lobtop 

Head when you have a lobster sized cock.

Ryan: “yeah man she gave me lobtop”
Bryce: “right on man!”

lobtop by lobcoochie gang April 16, 2020

lobtard

A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

lobtard by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Lobter 

Lobter is a remke from the viral meme Blue Lobster. It is a picture of the Blue Lobster but the picture appears to be cropped, widened, and has lower resolution. It also has the word "Lobter" written on the top of the image.

This image first appeared on Discord in 2022 posted by a user named Bolo. Bolo called this image "Lobter" most likely because he found the inspiration from the meme "Hampter" that was posted in 2019. Lobter, though, isn't a trending meme, so any images that may be found by Google Search may show something completely different from the description given. The original picture is on Bolo's laptop and cannot be uploaded onto Urban Dictionary.

Lobter's real name is Bobter, and Bolo sometimes referes to it as "Bobter the Lobter".
(I'm Bolo btw)

There is only one Lobter out there, and some have dubbed it as "Bobter".

Lobter by BoloNotHere November 7, 2022

lobtatoes 

Lobster and potatoes

hey what if you put lobster in potatoes is it called lobtatoes?

lobtatoes by xxitayixx February 29, 2020

BLUE LOBTA 

A blue lobster that works as a rickroll for videos. Mostly on tiktok by the user @realbluelobster

I was trying to watch a satisfying videos, but then the BLUE LOBTA appeared.

BLUE LOBTA by bigarcherahhh August 24, 2022