Big Dick M'Gallon finally gets an absolute model of a young one for himself.Big Dick then gets absolutely smaaaaaaaaashed and forgets his name and everything associated with him. So Big Dick decides to shift a friend of the young one, like the lobthaw he is. Big Dick is now left twiddlin his thumbs like the pure Gammon master he is. Well done Big Dick ya stumour. Your duuuuuuuuuuuuune .

The lads: Big Dick do you remember last night.

Big Dick : No lads what happened.

Gets told story.

Big Dick : Ah fuck im taken.

The lads: You are a fucking lobthaw.

Lobthaw by Dougal McNulty November 5, 2014

Related Words

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lobtop

Head when you have a lobster sized cock.

Ryan: “yeah man she gave me lobtop”
Bryce: “right on man!”

lobtop by lobcoochie gang April 16, 2020

lobtard

A dismissive term for a person that fervently follows the teachings of Jordan Peterson
Modelled on libtard and Peterson's extensive use of lobsters in his book 12 rules for life

Gary dumped his girlfriend because she didn't read 12 Rules For Life. He's such a LobTard.

lobtard by WitchTomato August 25, 2020

Lobter

Lobter is a remke from the viral meme Blue Lobster. It is a picture of the Blue Lobster but the picture appears to be cropped, widened, and has lower resolution. It also has the word "Lobter" written on the top of the image.

This image first appeared on Discord in 2022 posted by a user named Bolo. Bolo called this image "Lobter" most likely because he found the inspiration from the meme "Hampter" that was posted in 2019. Lobter, though, isn't a trending meme, so any images that may be found by Google Search may show something completely different from the description given. The original picture is on Bolo's laptop and cannot be uploaded onto Urban Dictionary.

Lobter's real name is Bobter, and Bolo sometimes referes to it as "Bobter the Lobter".
(I'm Bolo btw)

There is only one Lobter out there, and some have dubbed it as "Bobter".

Lobter by BoloNotHere November 7, 2022

lobtatoes

Lobster and potatoes

hey what if you put lobster in potatoes is it called lobtatoes?

lobtatoes by xxitayixx February 29, 2020

BLUE LOBTA

A blue lobster that works as a rickroll for videos. Mostly on tiktok by the user @realbluelobster

I was trying to watch a satisfying videos, but then the BLUE LOBTA appeared.

BLUE LOBTA by bigarcherahhh August 24, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026