LANDUS

A Landus usually has a last name with “R” sometimes annoying but good looking. He’s chill when he wants to be and tries to be funny. He likes to make jokes and does daring things. He doesn't hold grudges for more than a week. He has a crush for a while and rarely moves on. If he says he’ll keep a promise and seems like he’ll mean it, he will.

Ex. Is Landus here yet?

by Read like you mean it April 24, 2019

landus

A Landusis a smart loving good looking guy. He will keep all of your secret and not tell a soul. If you have a Landus in your life your relly lucky so be thankful!

Hey when is Landus coming home?!

by Pumpkin and pudding November 4, 2017

tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!

Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!

by bigzidis November 8, 2013

four seasons total landscaping

A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.

Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!

by AdmiralSupreme November 8, 2020

Colombian Landslide

The aftermath of a strong brewed Colombian coffee which results in a stomach-clearing shit-storm. This poo is not like any regular, solid poo; rather, it is a slimey, smooth, and smelly production. Post Colombian Landslide, one may feel 10-20 lbs lighter, happier, and healthier.

"Don't use the bathroom for a while, I had some Chipotle last night and just had a Colombian Landslide in there"

"My stomach hurts, I think I should have a coffee and induce a Colombia Landslide"

by EWMB March 4, 2018

Lost Lands

A place where some of the biggest dinosaurs, wooks and headbangers from all around the world meet up and just get absolutely fucked and listen to music for 14 hours straight the bass so loud it will make you shit yourself The king of bass Himself Excision throws this giant dinosaur party this guy is seriously the coolest mother fucker alive and he deservese nothing but love i think hes actually a T-rex.

If your are reading this i fucking love you because who else would search this besides someone who gos to Lost Lands

Headbanger- Dude did you see Excision Prehisoric Paradox set at Lost Lands?

Wook- Naw man i was in a K-hole the whole entire time i woke up in the med tent.

Headbanger - Naw thanks man i got some Molly from some guy im gonna ride the rail all day.

Wook - aww man its all good *grabs spoon and does a bump and walks away*

Me LOST LANDS IS THE SHIT!

by Space Face July 17, 2019

landscraper

ugly, one-story building(s) that takes up one whole city block (or more) by sprawling out horizontally instead of vertically, like traditional skyscrapers.

Man, that glass and steel filing cabinet of a building that the county government has been using for years - that thing is a damn landscraper !

by Virgin Suicides June 25, 2017