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When a lady doesn't prefer sucking your veiny dick, she erects herself by licking asshole, thus inducing herself with an orgasm.
The best cure for cottonmouth is a good dose of lanus.
lanus by MeezyBabyy May 25, 2011
"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"
Lanus by Mrs.Meaty January 1, 2018
an awesome guy that i haven’t talked to much but still i know he is
lanus is so cool
lanus by sawah< December 25, 2022

Chussy Lanus 

That shit you don’t play with.
Can also be a term used against someone who is very chuss like .
Snoop Dogg:“Yo I smoked that whole bag of Chussy Lanus”
Snoops personal blunt roller: ”yea man I know. I rolled that shit, but Yk you can’t play with the Chussy and not expect the Lanus.
Chussy Lanus by Sir Chuss October 3, 2021

memory lanus 

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo
Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus
memory lanus by aggrobot October 19, 2006

Langston Rendell 

Dumbass who threw his ID at Tyler, The Creator one time.
This dumbass has a fucking slave name.. Langston Rendell..