lanus

meanin to lick anus also used as a general reacion to something you dont like or part of an offencive sentance

eg;
james:yo tom go downstairs and get me a drink

tom:lanus!

chid:yo bitch get us some fuckin drinks or im gon fuck u up bitch

tom: you can fukin lanus bitches

by ahhhhhhhhwirksworthmassive August 10, 2005

lanus

When a lady doesn't prefer sucking your veiny dick, she erects herself by licking asshole, thus inducing herself with an orgasm.

The best cure for cottonmouth is a good dose of lanus.

by MeezyBabyy May 02, 2011

Lanu

Lanu is a Godly R6 player that runs oce servers.

“Oh no are we versing Lanu?”
“Yeah, we may aswell surrender because he’s nutty”

by NotLanu September 06, 2020

Lanu

Stank ass hoe with legs that can never be closed. Get too close to those and all your smell is fish. She never closes her legs and it’s so nasty. Has so many STDs you’ll get one from just breathing the same air. Her coochie smells nasty as frick and has way too coochie warts. She has so many pp’s up in her cooch that it shouldn’t even be considered a cooch.

Person 1: Hey u know that coochie wart hoe leg spreading b word???
Person 2: Lanu??
Person 1: Yeah her!

by lanusucksblackcock February 17, 2022

Lanus

A ladies anus

"Fuck Gina's lanus was so big after you stuck your cock in her"

"Dude how'd you know that"

"We were Facetiming"

"Shiiiit"

by Mrs.Meaty January 02, 2018

Chussy Lanus

That shit you don’t play with.
Can also be a term used against someone who is very chuss like .

Snoop Dogg:“Yo I smoked that whole bag of Chussy Lanus”
Snoops personal blunt roller: ”yea man I know. I rolled that shit, but Yk you can’t play with the Chussy and not expect the Lanus.

by Sir Chuss October 04, 2021

memory lanus

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Deja-poo

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a trip down Memory Lanus

by aggrobot October 18, 2006