Landsberger

The surname of the most gorgeous, lovely girl on the face of the earth, which I hope to change for my own if she feels the same about me as I do for her.

"There's the beautiful Miss Landsberger"
"Not 'Miss' for much longer; she's going to marry that luck guy ..."

Landsberger by picobiologist December 8, 2013

Landsberger

One of the hardest things you could ever call a German. Hitler was imprisoned in 1924 in Landsberg Prison, which have brought much shame and awe to the city of Landsberg. You could call a german this if you're in a fight with them or if you're really angry with them.

'Go back to Landsberg!' 'Fuck off Landsberger'!

Landsberger by thedanishfuck January 27, 2017

Landsberger Exit 

When one asks a Landsberger to regale you with a tale and you exit the conversation before they can begin.

Thank goodness we were able to Landsberger Exit the conversation.

Landsberger Exit by Ban Derk May 21, 2018

Landenberger 

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

Landenberger by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Landsperger 

When you flick a booger onto your wife.

Wow did you see mike last night? He picked his nose then pulled a landsperger.

Landsperger by wiuwtt February 15, 2010

landsbergis 

Lithuanian word for a politician

Speaker: We all have a bit of landsbergis
Member of Parliament: we are politicians…

landsbergis by vasilievas August 8, 2021

Landsberg 

Super cool guy. Massive penis but super poor. Mega brain smart. This guy fucks.

Wow that guy is Landsberg I wanna suck his cock.

Landsberg by cyph3rlunch May 19, 2022