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when someone is being a shit head

“don’t be such a l.p.”
L.P. by cil & hails April 17, 2025
If someone has the initials L.P., it means they have a jolly Little Pp. Usually, because of this, they like to remove points from their sworn enemy, Cyrus the Great of Persia.
Man, this L.P. is killing my grade just because my name is Cyrus
L.P. by m_hanna28879 September 22, 2025
"Leftist and Progressive" - The kind of person who sent money to Bernie Sanders in 2015-16, hoping that change could be achieved non-violently by working through the political system.
A lot of my friends are L&P types and are angry at the way Bernie Sanders was stabbed in the back by the Democratic Party power structure.
l&p by mistah charley, ph.d. August 15, 2016
A Kiwi soft drink. Stands for "Lemon and Paeroa" - Paeora being a small Waikato town where the drink was concieved many moons ago, from pure spring water and Lemon flavouring.

While not made that way anymore, it still tastes awesome.
Dion: "You like that? I think it smell like Lemongrass"
Me: "Shut up Dion"
l&p by KeeWee January 10, 2005
A soda drink made in New Zealand. Stands for lemon and paeroa. Famous for the NZ stubbies ad and it's slogan: "World famous in NZ since ageeees ago."
"Oh bro gimme some of dat L&P!"

"Just went down to the dairy to get me sum L&P."
L&P by xXxshawtyxXx November 27, 2006
A kind of soft drink.
Manufactured and sold in NZ.
Their slogan is a screwed up one....

"L&P, World Famous in New Zealand."
Example:
* Shinosuke drinks his L&P.
<Person1> What L&P??
<Shinosuke> You dont know what L&P is?! It's world famous!!
<Person1> No? Never heard of it.
<Shinosuke> Haha! Of course! It's world famous in New Zealand!!
<Person1> . . .
* Person1 kicks Shinosuke in the nutz.
* Shinosuke dies.
L&P by Shinosuke May 12, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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