119 definitions by derek

M.A.G

Male Ass Grabber

man u are a fuckin mag!

by derek November 19, 2003

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by derek December 30, 2005

kaj

A common typo for insomniacs in yahoo chats for the popular abbreviation "lol". Especially imbarassing when other typos follow.

gagagagagaga! KAJ! errrrrr.....

by derek January 9, 2004

leff

The most awesome possible way to say the word "left," as inspired by Thirst from those Sprite commercials.

"I'mma be ova heah on my leff...gettin' mah drink on!"

by derek August 31, 2004

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by derek June 19, 2006

keekles

bastardization of keke, which is a bastardization of hehe, which is more or less a chuckle. Used online and only online. Refer to rooflesfor more insight

OMG keekles!

by derek November 26, 2003

L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life

what up biotch l.p. for life

by derek December 2, 2004