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L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life
by derek December 1, 2004
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rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.
by derek February 6, 2005
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spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
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Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.
Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.
by Derek November 1, 2006
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40z

40 ounces of beer the greatest drink known to man.
Rock the 40z!

-Leftover Crack
by Derek November 21, 2004
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fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"
by Derek April 11, 2005
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infantiphobia

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek August 11, 2008
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