Jaood

"that guy has a lot of hats, oh and he sure rolls around in a lot of shit"
by derek August 03, 2003
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chronic

usually good strains of weed grown to produce a high level of THC, while also producing high yeild. Contradictory to what previous definitions stated, at least where I live, It is common to find chronic laced with cocaine. Of course, is doesn't have to be laced with coc to be chronic.
"hey, can you hook it up with a quarter of chron man?, hell yeah, 110"
by derek November 18, 2003
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Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult
dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.
by DErek January 05, 2005
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rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.
by derek February 06, 2005
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L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life
by derek December 01, 2004
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fuckcakes

A hypothetical object that would be the combination of a fuck and a cake. Generally referred to in comparison of somethings merit or as something incredibly desirable.
"The PSP just came out and it's selling like fuckcakes!"
by Derek April 11, 2005
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spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
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