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spinnoriffic

of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"

"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
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infantiphobia

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?
by Derek August 11, 2008
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poopstander

The act of poopstanding, or standing erect while pooping instead of sitting on a toilet. The poopstander stands with his anus aimed at the toilet and poops. Although a bit unorthadox, this has become very popular among young teenagers.
An example of a poopstander is Ryan Freeman who can often be found in the Fenwick boys bathroom standing up while pooping.
by Derek April 7, 2003
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Varg Vikernes

Born Kristian Kvisling Larson Vikernes, Varg Vikernes was born in Norway, where he grew up in Bergen. He met Euronymous and with him started the Black Metal band Mayhem with the name Count Grishnackh. Varg Vikernes was at the forefront of the Black Metal Movement. He murdered Euronymous, and was sentenced to 21 years of prison for it. Burzum is the project of this lone man. From his prison cell, he wrote his book Vargsmal, an indepth analysis about everything from race, to heritage, to the world as a whole.

Varg seeks to rid the world of the Jewish and Christian anti-culture, reinstate the beauty, heritage, and purity of his homeland. He is a hero to his people.
Varg Vikernes, son of Odin, is a hero.
by Derek November 1, 2006
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L.P.

lesbian pride to like lesbians for life
by derek December 1, 2004
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rebate

When ready to ejaculate.... pull ween out of preferable hole and aim up partner's nostril. Partner then shoots a snotrocket/semen out of her nose and into your mouth.
Jane that dumb bitch gave me a rebate, now I have cotton-mouth.
by derek February 6, 2005
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blunt

1. A short cigar, usually wider in diameter.
2. A mixture of tobacco and weed rolled in a "blunt wrap" to look like a cigar. This term lost it's meaning about 5 years ago, now many people roll blunts with just weed and no tobacco, usually resulting in a skinny looking cigar, (unless you roll big).
3. A joint rolled with the paper or leaf wrapper of a cigar.
"yo think big J pick us up some blunts to go wit this chron?"
by derek November 19, 2003
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