skreet

The way that you walk when your balls are to the wall.

"I skreeted along, balls-to-the-wall."

by Derek August 30, 2004

kotch

Slang for a male penis. Used as an appropriate backup when the alternate term "Cock" can be perceived as unacceptable within a certain environment.

"Out of the way you KOTCH!"
"Look at this kotch cutting the line!"
"I took a shot to the kotch Mike!"

by Derek March 28, 2003

sparrow prince

spirit lives in the smaller intestine of mr. slave, visited by lemmiwinks on his journey out of the gay man's ass.
gives lemmiwinks a helmet and torch

lemmiwinks, you are entering the smaller intestine, there you shall seek out the sparrow prince.

by derek April 08, 2003

trojan4life

to be the best in the world in football and to be a sunnyside hater

god dam who the fuck is that? and we say the TROJANS whats up and people back down like squares

by derek December 02, 2004

dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out

I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon

by Derek July 28, 2006

Gunnisonville

meet me there bitch

hey wigga meet me there to throw them blow's

by derek November 20, 2003

swag

1. very low quality marijuana, usually with a low level of THC.
2. Cheap weed, much of it smuggled from mexico in the southwest US.
3. Synonym for "stuff"

"damn, kyle's not home yet," , "I can get some swag?!?!" , "no man, let's just wait for some chron!"

by derek November 19, 2003