derek's definitions

Mowing the rug

Trimming of the pubic hair, usually done around the crouch area, butts included.

Haha He mowed his rug.

by Derek October 29, 2003

towson

not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.

Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.

Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".

No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"

It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.

Pink, Plaid, Brown Roots, and big sunglasses- a way of life.

by Derek April 9, 2005

Floyd

the very tip of a penis, normally circumsized. lies just above the urethra and is noticable by the small point at the urethra crease. also used and an insult

dude, don't be such a rancid floyd.

by DErek January 5, 2005

trickler

a penis that never stops dripping after you piss.

I hate it man, I have a trickler

by Derek December 5, 2003

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

chrizzle

the holy one. the messiah.

"the passion of the chrizzle" a smell dibson film.

by derek January 18, 2005

cheap

The tactics a nerd uses when all he does is stay home on saturday nights and study combos in fighting games. If you aren't a geek obsessed with video games you may not know how to defend against these cheap tactics, and you will be called a "scrub" or "n00b" or other words used by lifetime virgins. When playing online, these people will do moves that require fast reflexes to counter, however since there is lag, you can't counter. So they just keep doing it over and over exploiting the weakness of online play.

Short jumping over and over in KOF 2002.

Picking Athena in King of Fighters 2002

Using Chun-Li in Snk vs Capcom.

Being a person named Emil-Team Evolution.

by Derek September 19, 2005