derek's definitions

dirty dragon

When getting head from a girl, you push her head down on your dick and cum so that it comes out her nose as if she were a dragon snorting smoke out

I was getting head last night but I didn't really like the girl so I gave that bitch a dirty dragon

by Derek July 28, 2006

crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable

Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!

by Derek May 26, 2006

pristine

1. A hot piece of ass that you pick up after a long day at work.
2. a stripper with huge tities.

did you see that pristine worken that pole last night? She was banggin.

by Derek June 22, 2006

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

LHJ

LHJ-Lotion hand job. When a female gives you a hand job using lotion.

Using pre-warmed lotion a female places lotion on her hands and gives you LHJ, lotion hand job.

by Derek June 21, 2006

bridget jones

BJ, blow job, blowjob, head, fellatio

"This hooker was giving out Bridget Joneses for $1!!!"
"Holy shit, at that rate, how much is a Hank Jones!?"

by derek October 4, 2005

recycle

A concept outside America that is used commonly as a slogan among enviromentalists, some politicians and the like. Recycling is when someone takes used paper, tin cans, milk jugs and the like to a recycling bin so it can be cruched down by machines to be a new product. However a few of the posters here tend to use it as a sex term. And oh a decent source of cash if you need that few extra cents.

Jerry stole the bottles in the recycle bin in his school and traded it off at the recycling center so he could get a few extra dollars.

by derek November 10, 2005