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Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.
Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.
by KeeWee January 14, 2005
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New Zealand

The bomb diggity... Home of L&P, V, the Buzzy Bee, Footrot Flats, Jandals, Pavlova, Tip Top ice cream, Fish and Chips, Maketu Pies, Swandris, Paua Shell jewellery, the Silver Fern, beautiful scenery, gazillions of Sheep, Peter Jackson, LOTR, and all the best sportspeople and musicians.

Because of this, a lot of jealous Aussie bastards have claimed 'ownership' of true-blue Kiwi icons, such as Uncle Pete and the Pav.
Aussie: "NZ sucks"
NZer: "What would you know, you kangaroo-fucking outback drongo"
by KeeWee January 10, 2005
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Chebs

My friends nickname. Who funnily enough, doesn't have huge boobs.
Me: "Hey Chebs!"
Chebs "Huhuhuhu"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.
Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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Fucktard

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.
Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.
by KeeWee December 5, 2006
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Rose

1. A pretty flower.
2. The town bike. Everyone's ridden her.
3. An awful, selfish, old witch of a Grandmother.
1. "My useless boyfriend better buy me a bunch of roses"

2. "Rose is that 18 year-old ho with 3 kids, right?"

3. "Who's Rose? I don't have a Grandmother called Rose"
by KeeWee January 11, 2005
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ga-dunk-a-dunk

Missy Elliott - Work It
"Think you can handle this ga-dunk-a-dunk dunk"
by KeeWee January 12, 2005
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