Definitions by KeeWee

Fucktard 

Fucking Retard. Someone who exhibits the qualities of a complete moron, and pisses everyone right off in the process.

Dylan Smith is a Fucktard.

Fucktard by KeeWee December 5, 2006

LSB 

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.

I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.

LSB by KeeWee May 2, 2006

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

Dissendium by KeeWee January 14, 2005

K Road 

K Road, a.k.a Karangahape Road: The place to go if you're in need of some desperate pleasure from a filthy whore.

Much like Great South Road at Hunters Corner. Where you need to keep your car doors locked if driving through the area around 2-3am... they'll try and jump in with you.

Sam: "Where's Richie tonight?"
Cameron: "I hear he's gone down to K Road. That's the only way that ugly mutha is ever gonna get laid"

K Road by KeeWee January 14, 2005

Rude 

Two meanings, which completely contradict each other. Can be quite confusing for people who live in opposite hemispheres.

1. Something that is cool, hot or awesome.
2. Something that is stupid, dumb or emabarassing.

1. "Check out that guy's rude car! Yeahhhh!"

2a: "Dude, that t-shirt of yours is so rude!"

2b: "Shame bro, you had to be dropped off at school in your Dad's rude car!"

Rude by KeeWee January 12, 2005

The Warehouse 

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.

"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"

The Warehouse by KeeWee January 12, 2005

Dutty

Meaning 'Dirty'

It sounds stupid. Sean Paul says it

Sean Paul: "Dutty Yea, Dutty Yo, Dutty Yea"

Dutty by KeeWee January 12, 2005