KeeWee's definitions

The Warehouse

A New Zealand chain store, somewhat of an icon. Also known as the 'Red Shed'

The catch-phrase is "Where everyone gets a bargain." Maybe not in every case... but you can find some pretty good cheap stuff.

The price of EVERYTHING instore ends in '99' for some straaange reason.

"Lets go to The Warehouse... they're having a $5.99 clothing clearance sale"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

ga-dunk-a-dunk

A big, round, bootylicious ass.

Missy Elliott - Work It
"Think you can handle this ga-dunk-a-dunk dunk"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005

V

A NZ energy drink, which is the same colour as cat piss, and has an indescribable taste. It's definately an accquired taste.

It sends guarana or caffiene sensitive people off their heads for hours.

Dude 1: "What have you got?"
Dude 2: "It's V, wanna try some?"
Dude 1: "Sure"

<dude 1 ends up laughing for 3 hours>

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

Dissendium

A place where Albert's age is a mystery.

Most people would say Albert is between the ages of 25 and 35, but we may never know for sure.

by KeeWee January 14, 2005

Snake

1. It lives with the Badgers and the Mushroom
2. A slang term for Cock
3. To steal something

1. A Snake A Snake, Snaaaaaake A Snake, Ohhhhhh, it's a Snake...
2. That guy has a huge Snake!
3. "That bastard just snaked my jacket!"

by KeeWee January 11, 2005

LSB

Abbreviation for Lifestyle Block. This is the unique name that New Zealanders give to blocks of land of 2 or more acres. They are becoming increasingly popular with city-dwellers looking to 'ditch the neighbours' and move to the country.

I'm so sick of the city, it's about time I got myself an LSB.

by KeeWee May 2, 2006

Stingy

A selfish or greedy person.
Somebody unwilling to share their possessions.

Person 1: "Can I have a go on your Playstation?"
Person 2: "No, I'm playing it"
Person 1: "C'mon man, don't be stingy!"

by KeeWee January 12, 2005