Kyrus 

dull
as
a
brush.

half 8,just turned dark

Kyrus:isnt it too late for wasps to be out?

somethings burning in the distance;

Kyrus:whats that?
jack:thats a cat burning ky
Kyrus:ah right

next day,another fire is burning:

Kyrus:look jack,another cat is on fire!

Kyrus:i hate stepping on slugs especailly the one with shells on.

at night;

Kyrus: Walk behind me cus then you won't step into any dog shit
Robyn: ah right, cus you'll see it first?
Kyrus:What you on about? you'll see it first
Robyn: o.o

Kyrus:what up with this alphabet thing?

Kyrus:whats the differece between boiled and fried rice?

Kyrus by yourmam. September 26, 2009

is this the krusty Krab?

No this is Patrick.

Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick!

is this the krusty Krab? by Fred_clause July 9, 2014

Kirusha 

Kirusha is a girl that no matter how hard you try you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or 3 years ago you still think about her everyday!

She is somebody that can make you laugh uncontrollably, somebody who can make you want to be yourself around her and somebody who can change your world without even trying... She is a gift, something that shouldn't be taken for granted, something that you will forever hold dear to you because you got to know her and who she really is! She is the perfect woman! The person you dream about, the girl you'll think about before you go to sleep, and the person you'll think about when you wake up! But you won't be the lucky person who gets to talk to every morning, and you won't get to say goodnight?!?

If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Kirusha, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine and amazing she is. Cause one day she will be gone and all you'll have left is memories.

Don't you wish you had of done and said more to Kirusha!

Kirusha is amazing and kind . Kirusha is beautiful . Kirusha is genuine. Kirusha is the best

Kirusha by yourlover95 April 16, 2020

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab 

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krustal Meth 

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

Krustal Meth by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

krussy 

Mr. Krabs is one thicc bihhhh

Lemme see that krussy

krussy by Krussybihhh May 24, 2017

Krusty Burger 

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

Krusty Burger by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009