kwartle

1) To work it with a member of the opposite sex

2) to be flyin' as hell
3) to PIMP - Pride Intelligence Money Power or Paper In My Pocket

1) Jen knows how to kwartle wit dem hoes

2) Damn dawg, your kwartlin' it with that chain

3) That VW Tiguan is kwartlin'
4) I was kwartlin' all dem hoes last night.

by asfaw2452 May 1, 2015

Kwurtle

A ridiculously loving and very good looking young male mammal, a mix of kitten, whale and turtle the latter characteristic is better observed via a webcam. Often helpuful to have around when struggling with work as they tend to have a rather wide knowledge base, often shows childlike behaviours but this just adds to their appeal. Any would be lucky to know this creature they are very good to cuddle with and is loved a ridiculous amount by 'Gepetto'

Kwurtle

by Amytard December 24, 2009

kwarteng

kwar·teng VERB

1) to commit a grave error, potentially financial in nature

※This definition can pertain to something that has happened before and stopped or an action currently occurring.

2) to suffer a continuous state of disaster
※This definition should have greater effect if the term is used for a situation arising from an action under definition 1.

Synonyms: 1) blunder, make a mistake, (informal) bugger up, (vulgar) fuck up
2) languish, suffer, be tormented, be tortured, (informal) get screwed over, (vulgar) get fucked over

Derivation:

1) From the surname of Kwasi Kwarteng, Chancellor of the Exchequer, in the aftermath of a September 2022 mini-budget widely condemned as erroneous by, among others, the International Monetary Fund and the Bank of England.
2) The same, but more as a result of the apparent rationale for emergency interventions by the Bank of England in the aftermath of the above.

Definition 1: That idiot of a CFO kwartenged the budget, didn't he?
Definition 2: Pension funds would have collapsed within hours had the economy been permitted to kwarteng unimpeded.

by bibhutibhushan September 28, 2022

Kwurtle

An amazing person who seems to resemble a hybrid of a kitten, a whale and has been seen to look somewhat like a turtle on webcam! these timid creatures are known for their loving nature and cuddlyness, often purr when their back is tickled and can be mighty helpful during finance work. the one thing they are known for is their love of amy.

oh that kwurtle, isnt he adorable

by the kwurtle himslef December 22, 2009

Kwasi Kwarteng

A yes-man that cocked up the british economy

Apparently they don't teach economics in Africa

Kwasi Kwarteng is a twat

by Liz Truss October 17, 2022

kwartenged

To be blamed for an error by your boss, so that your boss might protect their own position, even though they were equally culpable. The word was invented after the dismissal of a prominent UK politician, Kwasi Kwarteng who served for 38 days as Chancellor of the Exchequer under Prime Minister Liz Truss.

I can't believe my boss threw me under the bus there, I've been totally kwartenged

by montyr October 19, 2022

Kwarteng

The requisite minimum length of time you must stay in a job before you can add it to your CV.

"Nice to meet you. I don't think I've ever seen you in these hallowed halls before."
"I recently transferred here from risk management downstairs. Tomorrow I will have been here for 1 Kwarteng."

by eryth October 18, 2022