kurtie

1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.

2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.

ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D

ex2. nice dick kurtie

by TOOhotTOspot August 4, 2010

kurtie

fans of kurtsworld96. aka the coolest people on the planet. love u kurt

a: is that a kurtsworld96 hat?
b: yeah! i didn’t know you were a kurtie

by erectiledysfunction4200 June 24, 2022

Pulling a Kurtie

Making an expensive purchase using a majority of your money on stuff that doesn’t matter. Like getting a 10K check and spending 5,000 dollars at the mall on clothing

Did you see Jason he bought a new lambo cash but only earned 300K this year bro is pulling a kurtie

by Jayde555 May 5, 2022

Kurtism

Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say “AKAKU🛐” as a blessing to others.

“I just converted to kurtism, AKAKU🛐”

by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

kurtism

Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta from hunterXhunter. The people of this religion often say “AKAKU🛐” to bless.

Gon: “I recently converted to Kurtism”
Killua: “What the fuxk-“

by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.

"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

by papaslittlesnowflake June 14, 2019

kurtis conner

amazing dude who will always make people laugh. a genuinely good-hearted dude who has the best words to say in all his videos, even since vine. overall, kurtis, hes a rlly nice dude and everyone should go subscribe to kurtis conner.

person a: hey have you seen kurtis conner's new video
person b: ye ye ofc he's the best

by yeehaw6699 May 15, 2019