kurtie

1. If burt's name was kurt, this would be the name of burt and ernie's child.

2. A person who is very quick to make his wiener do a windmill thing.

ex1. If burt's name was kurt, you'd be such a kurtie... 'CAUSE YOUR PARENTS ARE GAY! :D

ex2. nice dick kurtie

by TOOhotTOspot August 4, 2010

Kurtis

An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Kurtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles.
Kurtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Kurtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Kurtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Kurtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.

"Did you see that guy?"

"Yeah, a total Kurtis!"

by blahblahblah4224422442 October 29, 2011

kurtis

someone who will do anything for anyone as long as they are worthy of it.

kurtis will help u as long as u dont rick it up!

by whootwhoot 1 September 22, 2009

kurtis

a mother fucking awesome name
for a mother fucking awesome nigga.

hey, wanna go do kurtis?
hell yeah.

by banana mcgee October 30, 2007

Kurtis

too sexy for words.

girl: hey kurtis!
kurtis: hey

boy: why are your pants all wet?

girl: umm...ohh..

by Rambo1107 February 3, 2010

Kurtys

Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.

Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!

by Rawr1331 December 13, 2010

Kurty

The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it

"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."

by LT8927 October 1, 2008