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A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.
That guy is a total kurtle.
kurtle by AmyGayhart August 30, 2009
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A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.
"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"
Kurtle by JohnKurtle October 2, 2014
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This can be used as a noun or a verb.
The act of creeping or the person who creeps on other people's girlfriend/boyfriend or obvious love interest.
"Look at this Kurtle, he's creepin on Kristen but he knows that's Cameron's girl"

The verb can either be used by itself or with the addition of "pull":

"This man's pullin a Kurtle, he's been creepin on Liz all day"
or just simply
"This man's Kurtlin it up, he keeps tryin ta make a move on her when her man's sittin right there"
kurtle by Hobo16 December 5, 2005
A nickname to call your friend if he/she is a fast turtle
Kurtle the turtle is sooooo cute
Kurtle by happydolphin October 13, 2019

olga kurylenko 

The super hot actress from the movie hitman, also will be the new bond girl!!
Damn Olga Kurylenko was hot in that movie, #47 must have been gay not to hit that
olga kurylenko by tunazz June 16, 2008
A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).
Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."
Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011
the small pieces of paper that are left behind when tearing sheets from a spiral bound notebook.
She left a mess of kurple on the floor by tearing sheets of paper from her spiral bound notebook.
kurple by drusiph November 2, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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