Kurosexual
Kurosexual by notif November 18, 2022
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kurosexual by Candela Matalogue June 10, 2023
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Kurosexual • Kurisexual • Kuroosexual • kurtsexual • Eurosexual • karlsexual • keosexual • kirasexual • koosexual • kylosexual
Kourisexual
To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.
Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022
kirsexual
Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
kirsexual by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013
Kurisexual
One who no one is attracted to romantically sexually or aesthetically. Though if a kurisexual is shown the slightest bit of attraction or basic kindness they will become completely obsessed with them.
Kurisexual by Professor D. April 30, 2022
Kobosexual
A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
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