kylosexual 

A person who has crush on kylo ren and struggles to give them selves up for anyone but kylo himself. They may find Adam Driver (the actor of kylo) hot as well but ultimately the dark side and the power kylo posseses draws them to him and suffocates them in all but a good way.

Omg I'm so a kylosexual

kylosexual by anonymous January 19, 2021

Kylosexual 

A person who has an unshakable sexual attraction to a certain Danish femboy who sports noice blonde hair and a cute face, who often has a cute and adorable personality and yet can sometimes look as though he will steal all your thigh highs and Blåhajs at 3 in the morning.

God, why am I feeling so kylosexual today?

Kylosexual by Jamiethefemboy June 27, 2022

kolsexual

When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender

She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual

kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

koosexual

Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS

Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"

koosexual by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020

Kobosexual 

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

Kalesexual 

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

kolsexual

Only being in love with a fictional original vampire named kol from tvd and originals

Klaus: are you in love with my brother
Kol: yes guess shes kolsexual

kolsexual by Kolz mikaelsons girlfriend December 30, 2020