A person who has crush on kylo ren and struggles to give them selves up for anyone but kylo himself. They may find Adam Driver (the actor of kylo) hot as well but ultimately the dark side and the power kylo posseses draws them to him and suffocates them in all but a good way.
Omg I'm so a kylosexual
by anonymous January 19, 2021
Get the kylosexual mug.A person who has an unshakable sexual attraction to a certain Danish femboy who sports noice blonde hair and a cute face, who often has a cute and adorable personality and yet can sometimes look as though he will steal all your thigh highs and Blåhajs at 3 in the morning.
by Jamiethefemboy June 27, 2022
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by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020
Get the kolsexual mug.Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"
Person 2: "I'm koosexual"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"
Person 2: "I'm koosexual"
by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020
Get the koosexual mug.A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.
Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?
Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!
NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!
Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
by Laker-hater December 30, 2007
Get the Kobosexual mug.A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
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