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kurosexual

Attracted to the fictional character Kuro from the game series "Doko Demo Issyo".
"who are you attracted to?"
"kuro"
"oh god you're one of those kurosexual guys"

Kourisexual 

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.
John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school
Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022
Only being attracted to Jeon Jeongguk from kpop group BTS
Person 1: "that guy is into you, you should go out with him"

Person 2: "sorry, i'm koosexual"
Person 1: "You’re what?"

Person 2: "I'm koosexual"
koosexual by Jeonggguk September 27, 2020

kirsexual 

Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.
Hey mom I'm kirsexual!
kirsexual by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013

Kurisexual 

One who no one is attracted to romantically sexually or aesthetically. Though if a kurisexual is shown the slightest bit of attraction or basic kindness they will become completely obsessed with them.
"Linus is such a weirdo about Ashley, he doesn't stop talking about her he's such a kurisexual."
Kurisexual by Professor D. April 30, 2022

Kobosexual 

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.
Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.
Kobosexual by Laker-hater December 30, 2007