kirsexual

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Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.

Hey mom I'm kirsexual!

kirsexual by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013

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Kaisexual

When you are completely and utterly in love with the fictional character Kai Parker from the vampire diaries.

Bonnie: I think I am in love with Kai Parker
Damon: That means you’re Kaisexual

Kaisexual by KaiParker’sGf December 29, 2020

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kirsexual • kirasexual • Kidsexual • Kimsexual • kiosexual • Kirisexual • Kitsexual • Virsexual • Ki Sexual • kaisexual

kolsexual

When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender

She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual

kolsexual by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

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Kaisexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to kai parker

Y’all I am Kaisexual😏.

Kaisexual by By : Bonnie Bennett December 30, 2020

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KFCsexual

A person who attract to fried chicken especially KFC. It doesn't need to be Black People to love FRIED CHICKEN.
whites Asian Jews Terrorist can love FRIED CHICKEN too, don't be racist.

A : Sup nigs wanna go Burger King?
B : Nah fam im KFCsexual.
A : The fuck is that?
B : That's mean i am attract to fried chicken! DUH! don't ever sexual harassing me again.
A : What the...
B : DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER?
A : alright alright we go KFC.

KFCsexual by FreshOrange October 13, 2018

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Konsexual

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Konstaninos Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.

-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Konsexual.

Konsexual by Maria_Karanikou January 9, 2021

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KaiSexual

When you feel sexual attraction towards Kai Parker regardless of gender

Leah always obsessed over Kai she must be kaisexual

KaiSexual by LeahTay73 December 30, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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