Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007

Hobosexual

Person who jumps into relationships to have a place to live.

That fool only with her for a roof, he's a hobosexual.

by S8H2A4U7N7E February 10, 2017

kolsexual

When one is sexually attracted to only Kol mikaleson regardless of gender

She is so in love with Kol she must be Kolsexual

by kolmikalesonwife December 30, 2020

Hobosexual

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.

Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?

by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017

Hobosexual

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

by katethegr8 February 12, 2019

OBOsexual

A person who stans Davido and finds Davido's songs sexually arousing.

I'm finally coming out as an OBOsexual

by oyimzy November 8, 2020

Konsexual

A sexuality in which an individual only has sexual feelings towards Konstaninos Pantelidis, a sexy Greek swimmer.

-Isn't this guy cute?
-I wouldn't know, I am Konsexual.

by Maria_Karanikou January 9, 2021