kurtsexual

A kurtsexual is someone who is neither homosexual nor hetrosexual, as they do not like anyone else apart from Nirvana's lead singer, Kurt Cobain, despite him being dead. Kurtsexuals are usually 13 year old boys who have covered their room with posters of Kurt, done drugs or desire to take heroin to be like Kurt, tried to shoot themselves in the head with a shotgun, bought all his signed stuff off eBay, and want to go visit his grave sometime.

Dean : "Hey man, this girl wants to have anal with you on Friday night"

Jack: Nahh, I'm only interested in Kurt. i'm a kurtsexual. MM fuck yeah, Kurt Cobain :P

* masturbates whilst lookingg at lifesize poster of Kurt Cobain and making orgasmic noises*

Dean: Mmm you need to get a life. Kurt's dead

by Henry's bird :P June 11, 2007

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Kourisexual

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.

John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school

by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

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kirsexual

Noun: Someone who has the sexuality of loving Kirsten and only Kirsten. This is the best kind of person because they have their mind made up. A person who is kirsexual will often look up to the mighty Kirsten as a father figure but still have sexual fantasies about her. If you are kirsexual you are cool. Kirsexuality has become a huge trend on the internet and is growing fast.

Hey mom I'm kirsexual!

by a kirsexual teen December 9, 2013

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Kurisexual

One who no one is attracted to romantically sexually or aesthetically. Though if a kurisexual is shown the slightest bit of attraction or basic kindness they will become completely obsessed with them.

"Linus is such a weirdo about Ashley, he doesn't stop talking about her he's such a kurisexual."

by Professor D. April 30, 2022

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