Krunktion 

A krunktion is a function that happens to be krunk.

Chad: This function is so krunk dude
Taylor: Yah its a krunktion

Krunktion by Jay_WitDaBBL July 23, 2025

Drunktional 

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

Drunktional by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning 

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

drunktioning by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Krunkdonkulous 

The most extreme level of awesomeness.

The fight I saw between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer was krunkdonkulous.

Krunkdonkulous by Patrick Bone July 30, 2008

krunkin 

To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard

Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.

krunkin by Brian H November 6, 2004

Krunion 

Origin: The God-like Andzdab

1. Bordem

I had a case of the krunions today

Krunion by Andzdab March 24, 2005

crunktional 

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.

me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.

crunktional by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008