Krunktion

A krunktion is a function that happens to be krunk.

Chad: This function is so krunk dude
Taylor: Yah its a krunktion

by Jay_WitDaBBL July 23, 2025

Drunktional

Clearly drunk, but still in a functional state of mind.

She downed an entire bottle of Jack and was drunktional enough to hang all the Christmas lights.

by Xenagal01 December 23, 2013

drunktioning

Completing highly sophisticated tasks while inebriated.

*Coined by Eryn, Jack, Jason and Rosmery

Jack "I can't believe you wrote your final paper after the party last night"

Eryn: "I was drunktioning like a rockstar, yo."

by JAK1327 December 3, 2011

Krunkdonkulous

The most extreme level of awesomeness.

The fight I saw between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer was krunkdonkulous.

by Patrick Bone July 30, 2008

krunkin

To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard

Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin.

by Brian H November 6, 2004

Krunion

Origin: The God-like Andzdab

1. Bordem

I had a case of the krunions today

by Andzdab March 24, 2005

crunktional

when you are shitfaced drunk or possibly also twisted, but you can still function well enough not to get caught.

me and my homies went to a party and took 30 bong hits of some chron and then finished a bottle of 151, right beofore we left, but it was ok, we were CRUNKTIONAL so our parents didnt even know.

by kareem abdul jabar September 20, 2008