krunkin Share definition Flag To receive a blumpkin while incredibly wasted, or krunk. One of the best experiences on Earth, almost as good as a Philkin, smeagle, or overboard Dude, last night I got so trashed, then I found some nasty chick who gave me a krunkin. krunkin by Brian H November 6, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the krunkin mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch