krummer 

<v> The act of recieving oral sex while shitting.

Jimmy got a krummer from Kendall for his birthday.

krummer by Enzo - K March 12, 2007

upper krummer 

<v> The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet while at the same time recieving oral sex.

Matt thought it would be funny to upper deck Alex's toilet, but when his boyfriend Tori heard about it, he decided an upper krummer was in order.

upper krummer by Enzo - K March 12, 2007

Krummed Out 

Completely unable to function as a normal human being. You are so out of it and dysfunctional that you cant even form proper sentences and you act like an absolute freako.

Yo Danny was so Krummed out this morning he was throwing up the whole car ride home saying "Yodi yodi yoy"

I probably wouldn't be so Krummed out today if I didn't kill a gram of blow, a half bottle of tequila and ordered Wendy's at 3am.

I smoked a full joint to the face and than clapped a box of whip its and im fking Krummed out.

Krummed Out by Reggie Milardi June 21, 2021

kummerspeck 

A German term to describe emotional over-eating leading to excessive weight gain. Literally means "Grief Bacon"

"When I eat, I'm unhappy. And when I'm unhappy, I eat" - Fat Bastard suffers from Kummerspeck...

kummerspeck by BaconHoarder April 24, 2014

Kummerlig 

An originally danish adjective. A mixture between the english word "cummy" and the danish word "lummert".
A room above room temperature, but slightly below the temperature of a sauna, with a dense, moist atmosphere that smells like cum would most definitly be a kummerlig room. It differs from the danish word "lummert" in its sexual undertone.

The smell of teenage boys rooms in summer, the feeling when a friend takes a wet hand in the pocket of your tight jeans and the jeans smell afterwards, when a pasta salesman takes his arm around you on the subway and he's vividly sweating and his sweat smells like your dads sweat, the wave of hot air that comes out of cars with dark interiors in the summer, the smell of fish that you JUST caught, the school locker rooms after all the boys just showered, chocolate that tastes "off" and earwax are all examples of kummerlig things

Synonyms: moist, dank, sweaty, uncomfortable

Nick: "That room is so kummerlig"
Jacob: "Yeah i know, it smells like fresh cum and the thermostat is broken. It's way too hot."
Nick: "What a vulgar explanation. I feel repulsed"
Jacob: "That feeling you're experiencing, is also called kummerlig"

Kummerlig by deadcatnip December 24, 2021

krumpert 

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

krumpert by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

krummeck 

fiending or fiendish

"He was so krummeck for yay last night"
or
"You see how quick he put that ball up his nose? That was fuckin krummeck"

krummeck by snowguard May 7, 2004