Krotchy

I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".

Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"

by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Krotch Buddy

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.

The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.

by flying10 February 16, 2007

krotch gobblin

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.

Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.

by John December 3, 2003

krotchman

A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.

"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.

by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 17, 2008

kretchy

Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.

That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.

by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015

Hoolie Krotch

the legendary prophet of the beer god who is also a maverick with the ladies.

Holy crap, that drunk guy over there with all the ladies must be none other than Hoolie Krotch.

by peter beater April 15, 2008

Krotchal

The part of the population that is neither/mix of both a gromical and a shrat.

Everyone in this world is either a gromical or a shrat... unless you're a krotchal,

by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022