Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Morgan

Max's Law

"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."

Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.

"How do you always fucking manage to do this?!?"

"Max's Law, dude."

Max's Law by Morgan_Rose99 June 9, 2023

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Ultimate Driving Test

Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.

One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.

Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.

Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.

Ultimate Driving Test by Morgan_Rose99 November 17, 2022

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Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

Someone who definitely seems like a sub, but is actually a dom

I thought it would be nice dating the quiet girl, but it turns out she's a wolf in sheep's clothing, and I'm about to get my balls crushed...

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by Morgan_Rose99 October 13, 2022

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Pink Boy

A party game where the girls will take turns choosing a guy. After the guy is chosen, the girl will fart in their face, and if the guy gets pink eye he gets to have sex with the girl.

Be careful who you play Pink Boy with, it may not be worth it.

Pink Boy by Morgan_Rose99 July 26, 2022

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Milf Day

The day after Mother's Day

On Mother's Day, many mothers post pictures celebrating their special day, thereby allowing for Milf Day, when the milfs found the day prior are celebrated.

Milf Day by Morgan_Rose99 May 9, 2022