krotchman 

A dirty jew that pick's his/her nose and eat's there own shit in the cave that they live in. They also ignore the outside world around them and can be found working at jewel as what else, cashier, or bagger, cart pusher.

"Cool Guy", Dave! come on, I know your in there wake ur jew ass up!, As you listen you hear jewish footstep's tip toeing around the house, and whisper's. while trying to act like they are not home. This is a Krotchman.

krotchman by weeerrrreJEWISHHHH! January 17, 2008

Klooch, Kloochman 

Northwest regional slang. Girlfriend, wife. From Chinook Jargon "Klootch'man": woman, female of any animal, wife.

Dancing tonight, no cover if you bring your klooch.

Klooch, Kloochman by Nadja Adolf August 28, 2003

Krotchal 

The part of the population that is neither/mix of both a gromical and a shrat.

Everyone in this world is either a gromical or a shrat... unless you're a krotchal,

Krotchal by Morgan_Rose99 March 8, 2022

kochmanin' it 

The act of committing suicide out of being sad because you have no friends.
Killing yourself because you have no friends.
Also referred to as "pulling a kochman"

KOCHMANIN' IT
God, I have no friends, I just feel like pulling a kochman.

kochmanin' it by suckin' March 1, 2008

kroschaan 

The name Kroschaan is a kind hearted soul,talented in arts, he is inttelegent and athletic with a wild side to him.A good listener and gives great advise always supportive of his friends and family, a kroschaan is also someone who seeks out adventure and new things to learn in life

I really need a kroschaan now

kroschaan by Ruben Pretorius November 21, 2021

Kotchian 

Last name of the most epic people you will ever meet in your life

That's a Kotchian, they are awesome sauce

Kotchian by Chr0nically.0nl1ne_ March 29, 2024