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An awesome dude who spazzes out at concerts and dances like crazy. Many people enjoying making fun of the Kratchys of the world. Kratchys can make your day, but can also be dumbfucks. Usually a kratchy will be extremely intelligent, but also a procrastinator who becomes too lazy to become an eagle scout. Usually has a small penis.
My best friend Kratchy is awesome! We go to ska punk concerts together all the time, but hes so spacey... oh well! Time to play bass together!
Kratchy by andi is awesome, duh. October 13, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
to act/look like a krachface. usually wearing a braid, a random piece of clothing from the 80's that looks amazing, excelling in school or sports, using an advanced vocabulary or have amazing costume wearing skills.
krachface is a name to refer to a member of the krach family, a family of perfect children.
annie wore a braid in her hair today, she looks krachy
krachy by meeshmullet September 26, 2009
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I cool toy from the game Postal 2 which is a yellow ball sack with a face, and says witty things when you press him like "Daddy said only he can touch me like that".
Krotchy: "Mama said dont touch me there"
Krotchy by Krotchy May 1, 2004

Kratchwell 

a whimpy kid who never got dome
nobody likes kratchwell enough to give him dome
Kratchwell by blah March 22, 2005

kratches 

Jamaican in origin

A lewd term used to refer to the vagina
she nuh wah gi mi no" kratches"

she didnt want me in her vagina

kratchiz crotches
kratches by Arele July 25, 2011
haha best letter in the russian alphabet
knify: KRATCY IS NOT THE BEST LETTER IN THE RUSSIAN ALPHABET!!

yoshka: you shouldn't have said that..
kratcy by yourfournerfrombfb June 7, 2023
Adjective: Describes a person whom bangs out your mom.
That dude Terry been acting mad kretchy round my mom, we was chillin playing Power Stone and when my mom walked in the room I saw the scrump magnus in his eye.
kretchy by ThatNGATerry October 19, 2015
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