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Krotch Buddy 

A fellow male who is concerned with the safety of his buddy's scrotum.

Remind your buddy publicly that he is your "krotch buddy." Remind him in front of girls.
The krotch buddy protected him by deflecting the golf ball aimed at his scrotum.
Krotch Buddy by flying10 February 16, 2007

krotch gobblin 

One who is gay and/or practices gayness.
Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.
krotch gobblin by John December 3, 2003

Hoolie Krotch 

the legendary prophet of the beer god who is also a maverick with the ladies.
Holy crap, that drunk guy over there with all the ladies must be none other than Hoolie Krotch.
Hoolie Krotch by peter beater April 15, 2008

kotchski 

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.
kotchski by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
Austrian young culture that are different from others by wearing their baseball caps in neon colors, palestine scars, neon or colorful t-shirts, skinny jeans, and colorful sport sneakers. Haircut is short in front, and long in back, always styled. Severe sunburn from solar showers makes their skin brown.

They go wild when they hear fast techno, and dance in a style that looks like it breaks their legs, hence they "krochn". Krochn is the austrian slang for breaking sound.

Language includes Austrian/Vienna/EastAustria slang such as "Bam oida", "Fix oida" or "Krochn oida!".

They keep this culture constant by exchanging their style in videos on youtube. Sometimes they also "kroch" while wearing army uniforms, it seems that "krochn" is a favorite pasttime in the austrian army.
A: Bam oida, gemma krochn?
B: Fix oida, leiwound!
A: Oida, korräktes tüchl!
B: fix oida
A: krochn oida.
B: bist voll der krocha
krocha by leobard October 9, 2008
Dude, I was talking to everyone and then i got the worst kritch! I had to scratch in front of everyone
kritch by AdmiralAdama October 5, 2011
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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